Brad Pitt on Being Hot And OMG He Legit Talked To Me I Can't Believe He's Doing This Interview
Brad Pitt has starred in many hit movies including Oceans Eleven, Mr. and Mrs. Smith and Fight Club. So get this: the very hot actor sat down with me, little old ME and we talked about, I dunno like being hot and I can’t even remember because that face.
Plot Twist: So, when did you first realize you were hot?
Brad Pitt: Wow, that’s not actually a question I get often. To be honest, I expected this interview to be about my acting career and process.
PT: No, exactly. It’s really cool you’re talking to me. Like, why me? Like, out of all the women in the world who want to interview you and run their hands through your hair as they cry, did you pick me?
BP: Is this, um, a bit? It wasn’t personal, just my publicist.
PT: Well that’s a little disappointing to hear but I’ll get over it. You know, as a child I had a poster of you over my bed and it truly inspired me to go to school for journalism.
BP: That’s, um, nice to hear. I’m flattered, I really am, but look, if you don’t have any questions for me about my career, I have a busy schedule and am going to have to get going.
PT: NO. YOU CANNOT LEAVE. And Thank you! That means so much to me, like more than anything my husband has ever said. I also can dump him if it’s weird for you that I’m married.
BP: Oh, shit. Fuck. Okay. Sorry I’ll stay. That’s okay. You don’t have to dump him…
PT: Oh, wonderful! I love you. I love you. So tell me more about when you first realized people were like, “Wow, you are hot, how can I even live near you because of all that hotness?”
BP: I think I was a teenager when I really started to get that kind of attention. But I tried to stay grounded to keep growing and work on my craft. Are you happy? Can I go now? Please?
PT: No. :) <3
BP: ...
