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Fuck, Sitcom You Watched To Get Your Mind Off Of Things Just Got Really Sad
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Oscars Signal Return To Normalcy By Snubbing Actors Of Color
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My Assistant Screwed Up, So We Talked To Tim Gunn About 'The Suicide Squad'
Okay so here’s the thing. We were hoping to get ahead of the hype and talk to James Gunn about his upcoming Suicide...
Vince Vaughn On How He Prepared for ‘Wedding Crashers’ By Spending His Whole Life Being A Pretty Shitty Guy
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Brad Pitt on Being Hot And OMG He Legit Talked To Me I Can't Believe He's Doing This Interview
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Extended Cut Of 'The Lighthouse' Adds 20 Minutes of Robert Pattinson Masturbating
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