Reviews
'Black Swan' Is A Classic Worth The $20 iTunes Purchase If You're Willing To Risk Accidentally Telling Your Family You're Bisexual
Darren Aronofsky’s Black Swan is an intense, calculated thriller about the cut-throat world of professional ballet...
Batman And Friends Make Bad Guy Go Bye Bye In Zack Snyder's Square Movie
Mr. Zack Snyder has sure done it again. There’s another movie online and in theaters, but this time, it’s one that...
‘Midnight Cowboy’ Is A Great Film That I Should Have Watched Before Showing It At My Kindergartner's Cowboy-Themed Birthday Party
Midnight Cowboy is a blunt, unflinching and raw examination of poverty, masculinity and the naivety of youth. It's a...
‘WandaVision’ Breaks The Marvel Mold With A Compelling Argument To Leave Your Boyfriend For A Chess Bot
Despite enforcing rigorous standardization and quality control across their entire cinematic universe, Marvel Studios...
Oh God, They Hooked Up A Bomb To My Computer And It's Gonna Blow If I Stop Typing My Review For 'Speed'
With pulse-pounding action, thrill-a-minute pacing, and a killer 90’s aesthetic, it’s no wonder 1994’s ‘Speed’ has...
Review: The Shape of Water Is A Confusing Mess That Overestimated The Size of My Bladder
Guillermo del Toro’s “The Shape of Water” is a valiant attempt to inject creativity into the “star-crossed lovers”...
Review: Even Today, ‘Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat’ Still Sends Me Running in Terror
Cinema’s evolution has brought with it a litany of technological developments. With the Jazz Singer: sound...
Review: A Quarter-Century Later, 'Showgirls' Remains The Artful Masterpiece That Made You Gay
Over 25 years after its initial release, Paul Verhoven’s erotic drama Showgirls (1995) holds up as the explosive...
Review: 'World War Z' Does Not Explain The Other 25 World Wars Well At All
Film is a medium often used to explore the horrors of war, and the effects global scale conflicts can have on a...
Review: Brandon Cronenberg’s ‘Possessor’ Is Another Thrilling Triumph From Indie Powerhouse A24 – Or Wait, Shit, Was It Neon?
Brandon Cronenberg’s ‘Possessor’ is a gruesome, cerebral techno-thriller that serves as a testament to A24, the indie...
