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Late Night Television Permanently Suspends The Joker From Talk Show Appearances Due To Risk Of Further Incitement Of Violence

GOTHAM — After years of giving widely-known-to-be-dangerous comic book villain The Joker an unmoderated megaphone...

Indie Trailer Prominently Features Hand-Held Shot Of Person Gliding Their Hand Through A Field Of Wheat At Golden Hour Under Intertitles Of Critics Describing Film As “Powerful” and “Intimate”

SALT LAKE CITY — The first official trailer for upcoming independent film “Glistening Reverie at Daybreak” captivated...

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Unveils Plan For Releasing ‘The Green Knight’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — During a fiery speech on the House floor Monday morning, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez...

Scientists Warn If Unchecked, Pete Davidson Could Spread to 300 Movies By 2025

NEW YORK — After months of frantically crunching the numbers, a team of top scientists from NYU went public early...

Mel Gibson Vows To Never Work With Woody Allen For The Wrong Reasons

LOS ANGELES – During a cigar-filled appearance on The Joe Rogan Experience earlier this week, disgraced actor Mel...

Report: Austin Powers Hot

LONDON — Displacing Timothee Chalamet from his short tenure as “hottest boy,” Hollywood found its newest heartthrob...

HALO Jumping Ethan Hunt Starting To Think Undercover Mission As “Tom Cruise” Has Gone Too Far

PARIS – Scrambling to reconnect his oxygen tank before performing a High-Altitude, Low Opening jump into stormy Parisian

Michael Bay's Family Reunion Fails Bechdel Test

MIAMI – Despite the presence of half a dozen women, Michael Bay’s annual family reunion picnic failed the Bechdel...