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Diehard Marxist Forces Friends To Watch ‘Horse Feathers,’ ‘Duck Soup’

MEMPHIS – Self-proclaimed “Marxist” Donnie Scott continued to misunderstand the meaning of that word when he demanded...

Oh Fuck, Guy Thinks They Should Make An ‘Infinite Jest’ Movie

CONSHOHOCKEN, Pa. — A group of friends’ genial discussion about their favorite movies came to a screeching halt when...

Edward Norton Shows Up At Starbucks to Rewrite Man’s Screenplay

TOWSON, Md. — Acclaimed actor and consummate perfectionist Edward Norton appeared randomly at a local Starbucks...

5 Movies Where You Think Jesse Plemons’ Character Is Racist But Nope He Actually Just Looks That Way

‍Jesse Plemons is one of the fastest-rising movie stars in Hollywood, lauded by critics and moviegoers alike as a...

‘I Totally Relate To Nomadland,’ Says Wealthy Van-Lifer With 100k Followers

YOSEMITE, Calif. — 24-year-old van-lifer, influencer, and yearslong recipient of her parents’ financial support Ella...

CDC Pauses Production of Dwayne Johnson & Don Johnson Buddy Cop Film

LOS ANGELES — The Center for Disease Control and Prevention issued a statement Wednesday morning announcing the...

Closure of Beloved Bookstore Chain Devastates Los Angeles

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Los Angeles residents were shocked to find out Monday afternoon that Arclight, the beloved chain...

'Sound Of Metal' Gives Viewers Unrealistic Expectations For Dating Musicians

Adventure Movie Scientists Warn Climate Change May Eradicate World's Quicksand, Snake Pits

PETRA, JORDAN — In a new study inked in blood and printed on parchment, the Association of Adventure Movie Scientists...

Paul Thomas Anderson Movie Nominated For Oscar During Pre-Production

LOS ANGELES — During a pre-production discussion about the upcoming Paul Thomas Anderson film, producers, cast and...

Coroner Concludes Victim Of Ghost Attack Died From Not Knowing Who To Call

Martin Scorsese Committed To Film Preservation By Making Same Movie Over And Over Again

LOS ANGELES — Academy Award-winning director Martin Scorsese has definitively proven his devotion to and love of the...