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Freddy Krueger Wishes His Ex-Girlfriend Would Stop Dreaming About Him

SPRINGWOOD, Ohio — Chugging his fifth coffee of the day, powerful phantasmagoric serial killer Freddy Krueger...

Male Coming-Of-Age Director Deeply Overestimates How Much Blood Comes Out Of Period

LOS ANGELES — Filming has begun for Dirk Harwood's poignant new coming-of-age story Tidal, in which a young tween...

Minor Fender Bender Lobotomizes Herbie

LOS ANGELES — While relaxing in The Valley at the Encino Clean-o Express Car Wash, NASCAR-winning sentient car Herbie...

New Study Confirms Devon Sawa Responsible For All Sexual Awakenings In 1995

BETHESDA, Md. — To many older Americans’ surprise, a new study published by The National Institutes of Health (NIH)...

Leonardo DiCaprio Abandons Acting Career After It Turns 30 Years Old

LOS ANGELES — Actor and environmentalist Leonardo DiCaprio stunned the entertainment industry this Tuesday when he...

Steven Yeun Makes Oscar History As First Best Actor Nominee To Use Too Small A Slice

LOS ANGELES — Steven Yeun received an Oscar nomination Monday morning for his breakout turn in this year’s critical...

Guy Who Stopped Woman He Loves From Getting On Plane Fined $20,000

FORT WORTH, Texas — After stopping the love of his life from boarding a red eye to Sarasota by running out onto the...

Man Announces Plan To Revisit Film

LOMBARD, Ill. — Film fan Dominick Pittman announced earlier this week to friends and family that he plans to...

Remake Of ‘The Devil’s Advocate’ Titled ‘Well, Actually...’

LOS ANGELES — Keanu Reeves will revive his role as Kevin Lomax in the long-anticipated remake of The Devil’s Advocate...

'Bad Taste' Director Peter Jackson Celebrates 20th Anniversary Of His Little-Known Series Of Tolkien Adaptations

WELLINGTON, New Zealand — Peter Jackson, the visionary auteur behind Bad Taste and Dead Alive has announced a 20th...

NYU Tisch Announces New Program That Doesn't Involve Watching 'Rashomon' 6 Times

NEW YORK – New York University’s Tisch School of the Arts unveiled a revolutionary new film program which takes the...

Ridley Scott Accused of Promoting Unrealistic Beauty Standards After Announcing Xenomorph Will Be Digitally De-Aged In Next ‘Alien’ Film

LOS ANGELES — Oscar-winning director Ridley Scott came under fire for promoting unrealistic beauty standards after...