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Edward Norton Shows Up At Starbucks to Rewrite Man’s Screenplay

TOWSON, Md. — Acclaimed actor and consummate perfectionist Edward Norton appeared randomly at a local Starbucks...

‘I Totally Relate To Nomadland,’ Says Wealthy Van-Lifer With 100k Followers

YOSEMITE, Calif. — 24-year-old van-lifer, influencer, and yearslong recipient of her parents’ financial support Ella...

CDC Pauses Production of Dwayne Johnson & Don Johnson Buddy Cop Film

LOS ANGELES — The Center for Disease Control and Prevention issued a statement Wednesday morning announcing the...

Closure of Beloved Bookstore Chain Devastates Los Angeles

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Los Angeles residents were shocked to find out Monday afternoon that Arclight, the beloved chain...

Adventure Movie Scientists Warn Climate Change May Eradicate World's Quicksand, Snake Pits

PETRA, JORDAN — In a new study inked in blood and printed on parchment, the Association of Adventure Movie Scientists...

Paul Thomas Anderson Movie Nominated For Oscar During Pre-Production

LOS ANGELES — During a pre-production discussion about the upcoming Paul Thomas Anderson film, producers, cast and...

Coroner Concludes Victim Of Ghost Attack Died From Not Knowing Who To Call

Martin Scorsese Committed To Film Preservation By Making Same Movie Over And Over Again

LOS ANGELES — Academy Award-winning director Martin Scorsese has definitively proven his devotion to and love of the...

Movie Has Kony Poster To Inform Viewer It's A Period Piece

SAN DIEGO — Despite mindlessly scrolling twitter during her usual Friday night movie, San Diego High School senior...

Woman Ages 20 Years Deciding What To Watch On Netflix

DES MOINES, Iowa — Former 23-year-old woman Grace Joyce aged 20 years during her search for a new television show or...

Aaron Sorkin's Suez Canal Screenplay Just 300 Pages Of White People Talking

PORT SAID, Egypt — After increasing chatter from industry experts, Aaron Sorkin announced Wednesday that he's...

Man Says He Has Headache When Husband Asks Him To Have ‘Sex and the City’ Marathon

DENVER – Zain Maroun and Omero Pugliesi’s romantic Saturday date night in failed to go as planned after Maroun...